Do women prefer guys who are not fat ?

Despite my Republican background, I am normally a very politically correct person. It’s just my personality, really. In this case, however, I think I’ll make an exception.

What are some songs that will help me with time travel?

Anything by DriveShaft, I would guess.

Can i trust gorillasuits.com?

I don’t know. Apparently nobody does. And honestly, I cannot think of a single thing to say about this question.

Should gays be forced to go through exorcism?

Every time I think I’m about to go to bed, I find another question that makes me weep for humanity. Plus I’d like to write at least one more chapter of my Mac/Windows smutfic. Yes, such a thing exists.

Agree or Disagree: Muslims are terrorist?

I know this site is basically a ghost town right now, but this is one of the stupidest things I’ve read in a long time from any source, so I broke down and got back on Tumblr. I may or may not post more stuff.

What do I do!? I handle raw jalapenos then touched my penis, now my penis is on fire!?

I’m back, and will probably a bit more on-schedule (oddly enough) once college starts, as a strange way of escaping a life of constant education. In the meantime, I’ll probably continue to be irregular as an old person in metamucil withdrawal.

Submitted by Meghan.

How do you ask a nerd to strangle you?

Umm… ask nicely? I dunno. I’m a nerd, and I find the whole asphyxiation thing both creepy and baffling, but I’ve never thought that those two things were somehow related.

I need to lose 50 pounds by tomorrow?!?

Some people are desperate for a diet… even one that’s completely and (to everyone else) obviously retarded.

Can guys wear leggings?

Seriously, lady, stop trying to monopolize maternal creepiness. You are not only embarrassing your son, but also yourself… but mostly you are just terrifying the s*** out of the rest of us.

14-year-old kid out there, somewhere… I feel for you. I truly do.

Where do the headphones go in a windows vista computer?

Don’t get me wrong, I like tech-challenged people. I respect them because they can actually relate to other human beings way better than I can (imagine that)! But every once in awhile I run into amazingly wrongheaded ideas about how computers work, and it makes me wonder what these wonderful machines could possibly look like from their point of view.